CabbageClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Keylukepey1]

Timely and true.

Never before has such a film highlighted the plights of life as a toasted slice of bread.

This film does for deliciously crusty loaves as Brokeback Mountain did for cowboys. A classic in the making.

[La Mugre]

The "Citizen Kane" of sneezing movies. A joyous experience.

[A King Is Born]

The One... The Only... The Classic...

Still brings a tear to my eye to this day. This is what Christmas is about, fools. It's not about gifts and Home Alone on TV, it's not about eating a big fat dinner and getting drunk-as-a-skunk, It's not about the birth of Jesus Christ...

Don't you all see? Christmas is about me wearing a crown of some sort! Go celebrate me. Every single one of you.

RadishClock responds:

Merry Christmas, you leafy riding my coattails to success Brit
<3

[Wonderwall]

Another uneventful collaboration.

Once again, members of the 'ClockCrew' have put together a collaboration which tries to be incredibly artistic, but falls short. I'm starting to notice a common theme here with the other collaborations. Here we have yet another animation where clocks cry and pull guns on themselves. Great.

Still, there was some above par animation from TwigClock, who looks like he has great potential, or maybe thats just because the other pieces in this collaboration were incredibly poor. Either way, i'm keeping my eye on this guy.

The rest of you should try harder.

-CabbageClock

SmigeFlash responds:

Mine sucked. But some of the parts like D Lightbulb's and Dutch's were really good =(

[Braindead2AM]

Congratulations.

Someone took a bit of advice and decided to drop the ridiculous routine of making flashes which consisted of a stationary computer with apalling text-to-speech dialogue. Kudos to you.

But unfortunately, this flash is a collection of random images and graphics tweening back and forth, in and out, and whichever way possible. It's random and makes no sense whatsoever, which can be incredibly funny if done correctly.
This however, is not.

White backgrounds with shape tweening curly lines are incredibly bad, especially for a 2.5mb download. I see better garbage than this every day with filesizes no bigger than 60k.
You REALLY need to compress your sound a lot better. Try reading the NG walkthrough on sound compression for a bit of guidance.

Better luck next time.

KyuubiT responds:

thanks for telling me where i can get the walk through on compressing music files. thats what was really killing. me

you and radish have moved from my shit list to my

meh.. list thanks for the review.

L33tCl0ck~

[Viewer Participation Ep.1]

What bilge is this?

L33TCL0ck returns with another waste of everyone's precious time with 'Viewer Participation Ep. 1', possibly the slowest flash animation i have ever seen in my entire life.

The animation itself consists of two things...a computer in the middle of a screen and really slow text-to-speech dialogue. This changes halfway through to a computer and a turd in the middle of the screen and really slow text-to-speech dialogue.

The author substitutes any chance of including anything humourous with random profanity, which loses any comedic edge when spoken by a TTS program.

The main purpose of the animation is to get viewers to doctor an image with captions (with a provided link to the image itself) so that they can send it back to the author, for him to make another waste of time garbage pile of other peoples work, with a bit of extra 'computer in center of screen speaking really slow TTS dialogue' animation.

Avoid at all costs.

KyuubiT responds:

some how i knew after raddish you'd not be far behind. you can fuck off. raddish is'nt as hateful as you. and apparently there are people on newgrouds who think it's decent. becuse it has of this moment a 2.55 which is an avarage score. i am still learning the program and i'd like it very much if you just left me alone. i don't care about you anymore and i will not justify you with respoces bast this point. go to hell and die please.

[Some Funny Pictures ep.2]

HAHAH FUCK YOU RADISH!

That bit made me laugh.

But seriously, this flash was a bit...shit. Instead of sitting in the corner of the room, whilst sucking your thumb and crying your eyes out whenever RadishClock criticises your movies, do us all a favour and try taking note of what he is telling you. Please.

KyuubiT responds:

i was hardly crying. and he was being an ass. your being one too but slightly less. i don't like being mean to fellow cc members but i will be if need be.

[fun stuff 914]

Dave, i'm going to be honest with you.

It was a tad on the short side, and the majority of the stuff wasn't actually as fun as the name suggested (and i know from experience - a lot of my fun stuff's weren't as fun as the name suggested, either)

BUT! And it's a BIG BUT...

...THE BALD PRESIDENT GOT ARROWED IN THE FACE!

I'm telling you man...that made me laugh for like...5 seconds. Good stuff.

So.

Continuing fun stuff tradition = 10 points.
Arrowing president in the face = 50 points.
Fire = 5 points

65 Veggiepoints for you, sir.

nazibomb responds:

can i spend these at the company store?

[DailyToon SE: Mp3_Lock]

Yet another honest 'CabbageClock' Brand review

After seeing the entries by Grandfather-Clock and Internet-Clock, i had little hope for this animation, but you put the clocks to shame.

It was fairly enjoyable. The graphics could have been better, but the animation was smooth and bouncy and the sound was good quality, and it wasn't too short either.

I wasn't expecting any sort of moral tale, so i had to laugh when i got one at the end.

Keep it up.

[fun stuff 114]

Disturbing...

...Like a flower on the face of a hot winters cheese.