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[fun stuff 021]

And the baby was born.

More fun than thank you can shake a drunken irish transvestite at.

[Jurassic Park Clock Style]

This was your first clock movie...

...and lets hope and pray for the sake of all our souls that this was your last.

You've got a budding talent, but Clock Movies aren't your stuff. There is nothing in there that even the newest clocks would find of interest.

I have to credit you for trying, but please, PLEASE, do NOT try this again.

[Choccy Whitehead]

Teh Sex.

Yeah, i enjoyed that little movie.

It had action, suspense, Action with suspense in its mouth, and when it barks it shoots suspense at you.

Yeah. Make yourself at home. Dont mind me.

[Kozak II]

INSTANT CLASSIC

Great sequel to the classic CarrotClock thriller.

RadishClock responds:

YOU'RE the instant classic!

[Foetus & Graph: History 1]

hail F & G!

these mofo's dont fail to impress me BECAUSE THEYRE SO WEIRD OMFG OMFG!

[the wok clock]

A fine character

WokClock is a fine character, and this is a great movie.

VOTE TRUSTY! (?? lol )

[CheerS ClocK CreW]

YES!

The juciest moment in ClockCrew history! mmm.....Clock Beer

[Die, Beverage Clock!]

Im glad that this movie...

...is getting back to clocks vs clocks, because, even though we love each other, we need action in our movies. good job!

[flower meets jason]

Beautiful...

Cabbage Clock Reviews - Flower Meets Jason

In the tradition of most movies - this was not made by the director of the original. me. However, different to most sequels, this is as stunningly beautiful as the original.

Flower meets Jason is a stunning experience in film history. Based on the original film (which is based on a true story), Flower Meets Jason shows us that no matter how big you are in the beginning, the person you hurt the most's head will always appear on a flower and tell you to get bent. A film full of Ill - Temper, Sins and Harsh Political views. Overall, this is a film that is not to be missed. *****. good work Splent.

- Cabbage Clock

Splent responds:

Thank you so much for that beautiful review. I do feel, that as in the tradition of most movies, with the exception of the Star Wars and Indiana Jones movies go, the sequels never hold up to the original. Yours will always be first in my mind.

[The Bastard Snowman]

THIS IS NOT A CLOCK MOVIE....

....BUT I STILL WOULD DEEM IT EXCELLENT. GOOD JOB, FELLOW NEWGROUNDER!