CabbageClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I am a PotAtoh!]

Why didn't I think of this first???

[Shit Happens]

Exemplary man goo humour. Or, should I say... MANGOOMOUR! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHA!

You have my permission to use that brand new terminology for free.

[A Mcdonalds Burger]

I can totally vouch for the fact that this happened. I was there, and it was most certainly a surprise.

[Wheel Of Elements]

My favourite part was the part where all the things happened.

Alphaman responds:

I liked that too.

[Pee Pants]

The girls look very little
but have voices just like men
Someone peed in someone's pants
Let's watch this shizz again!

I think about the voices
Long after I am gone
Should I feel so terrible
because it turns me on?

[VeggieClock Collection 4]

Possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen... and I've seen lots of cool shit, like paris, france, and the queen in her underpants.

[Adventures of Rincewind]

There was a bear, there were bees,
A dude eaten by trees
With "Wizz" on his hat
Now how about that!

The branch broke away,
Leaving Wizz in dismay,
Then the evil green queen
Did a sweet motion tween.

[Swing Swing..]

I enjoyed the beginning. The middle was very good, and I liked the end. One sweet tasting pie.

[Steamboat]

YES.

Shamrock2005 responds:

Hey bro was sup

[Inexyz - Weekly 3]

A fantastic piece of noir cinema.

The acting was all above excellent. I was moved to tears at the masterful facial expressions, especially from Red Stickman. The way he gazed deep within Black Stickman's soul, in the midst of his imminent demise, was enough to touch even the coldest of hearts.

A sure-fire contender for the Best Picture Oscar of 2013.

FordzAnims responds:

LoL What?
I just searched google to know the meaning and guess what:
Film noir is a cinematic term used primarily to describe stylish Hollywood crime dramas, particularly those that emphasize cynical attitudes and sexual motivations.
What on Earth? Is this really Noir?