WHY THE HELL AREN'T YOU FAMOUS?
JUST LOOK AT THE SIZE OF YOUR PENIS AND/OR VAGIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Posted by CabbageClock - July 6th, 2014
Got that one right over the picture frame. Mary couldn't talk without putting the anticake in the letterbox.
So what else is new? You let me die again. You jumped at the dog and wished it was a dog, and now you've got no dog. They multiplied on impact and now you've just got thick, creamy yoghurt. Doghurt.
Don't make your Dad sad. Make him glad to be had, it's rad.
Tell me something else.
Posted by CabbageClock - July 12th, 2013
Punching a liver and making it weep. Bag that, take it to the dirty. The lipless beauty told me "Stare long enough into the eye of God, and you will see the penis of Satan", quote quote quote. That was enough for the battery to sod it. "Never waste that, go for screen", and the tongue went stir crazy, slapped the tart.
If that isn't enough for tits to shit on tits, then tits to the tits, and settle with the shit.
Posted by CabbageClock - June 6th, 2013
So this is all I can taste? A slew of cucumber dream. Great, they supposed (but not to my face, not in this skirt!). What if, Reginald? NOT ON THE TOAST! NEVER ON THE WET, BUTTERY MATTRESSES. Try telling that to a disabled factory, and all. Slap to the dick. Slap to the dick. Slap to the anus.
So, I warn you to think about me, next time you climb the good climb. A lesson is not in what you can't take from the homeless, but what you can take from the dead. Mutton for tea? I can survive.
Posted by CabbageClock - April 21st, 2013
At the time, it was a big, big willy. Now a flash is happened and people doesn't live anymore. Be wise to this, and get wise to it. The world is not your bake. NOT YOUR BAKE NOW. No fly zone. So suppose I was to tell you this, nude. Me and you and the Grandma. Why you think an elbow drop would work, I just don't know now. Last time it was just selfish, but for once in your life, it's time to take emphasis on things that don't need it, like a.
Good luck in all your future endeavors, except the ones which bring you luck.