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[Wheel Of Elements]

My favourite part was the part where all the things happened.

Alphaman responds:

I liked that too.

[Steamboat]

YES.

Shamrock2005 responds:

Hey bro was sup

[Inexyz - Weekly 3]

A fantastic piece of noir cinema.

The acting was all above excellent. I was moved to tears at the masterful facial expressions, especially from Red Stickman. The way he gazed deep within Black Stickman's soul, in the midst of his imminent demise, was enough to touch even the coldest of hearts.

A sure-fire contender for the Best Picture Oscar of 2013.

FordzAnims responds:

LoL What?
I just searched google to know the meaning and guess what:
Film noir is a cinematic term used primarily to describe stylish Hollywood crime dramas, particularly those that emphasize cynical attitudes and sexual motivations.
What on Earth? Is this really Noir?

[A King Is Born]

The One... The Only... The Classic...

Still brings a tear to my eye to this day. This is what Christmas is about, fools. It's not about gifts and Home Alone on TV, it's not about eating a big fat dinner and getting drunk-as-a-skunk, It's not about the birth of Jesus Christ...

Don't you all see? Christmas is about me wearing a crown of some sort! Go celebrate me. Every single one of you.

RadishClock responds:

Merry Christmas, you leafy riding my coattails to success Brit
<3

[fun stuff 914]

Dave, i'm going to be honest with you.

It was a tad on the short side, and the majority of the stuff wasn't actually as fun as the name suggested (and i know from experience - a lot of my fun stuff's weren't as fun as the name suggested, either)

BUT! And it's a BIG BUT...

...THE BALD PRESIDENT GOT ARROWED IN THE FACE!

I'm telling you man...that made me laugh for like...5 seconds. Good stuff.

So.

Continuing fun stuff tradition = 10 points.
Arrowing president in the face = 50 points.
Fire = 5 points

65 Veggiepoints for you, sir.

nazibomb responds:

can i spend these at the company store?

[Kozak II]

INSTANT CLASSIC

Great sequel to the classic CarrotClock thriller.

RadishClock responds:

YOU'RE the instant classic!