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Cabbage Clock Reviews - Flower Meets Jason

In the tradition of most movies - this was not made by the director of the original. me. However, different to most sequels, this is as stunningly beautiful as the original.

Flower meets Jason is a stunning experience in film history. Based on the original film (which is based on a true story), Flower Meets Jason shows us that no matter how big you are in the beginning, the person you hurt the most's head will always appear on a flower and tell you to get bent. A film full of Ill - Temper, Sins and Harsh Political views. Overall, this is a film that is not to be missed. *****. good work Splent.

- Cabbage Clock

Splent responds:

Thank you so much for that beautiful review. I do feel, that as in the tradition of most movies, with the exception of the Star Wars and Indiana Jones movies go, the sequels never hold up to the original. Yours will always be first in my mind.

[Jason's New Ride]

YES INDEED!

JASON RETURNS IN ALL HIS SPLENDOUR! NICE CAR, TOO!
RADISH, I SUGGEST A PREQUEL: JASON TAKES HIS DRIVING TEST or JASON SELECTS A BRAND SPANKING NEW AUTOMOBILE!

"THIS FILM IS COOL! 5 STARS! VOTE 5!" - Leonard Maltin's book of really cool movies

RadishClock responds:

Hey, great idea, Cabbage! We should make an entire series!

[Here Comes RadishClock]

THIS IS A TRUE STORY

THIS IS A TRUE STORY. WELL DONE RADISH, YOU HAVE SATISFIED THE VEGETABLE PATCH. JOIN US IN A CEREMONY AS ME AND GHERKIN CROWN YOU "SGT. RADISH CLOCK"
WELL DONE SERGEANT, AND MAY YOUR WONDERFUL FLASHES CONTINUE...

VOTE 5
VOTE 5
VOTE 5
VOTE 5
VOTE 5
NO, DONT VOTE 5! VOTE 6!!!!!

RadishClock responds:

::RadishClock salutes CabbageClock, crisply::

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!